1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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