69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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