Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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