I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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I need you to use more vowels.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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