I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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