What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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