Soap is not a condiment
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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