Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i love accidental penises.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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