I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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