Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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