How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
