4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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