The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I want to fling myself into the sun
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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