you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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