it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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