Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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