I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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