this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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