If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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