PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
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Say something about gay babies.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.