no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me