Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.

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(845): View more from New York

i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore

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(512): View more from Texas

he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.

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(517): View more from Michigan

The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came

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(303): View more from Colorado

Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...

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(770): View more from Georgia

You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan

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(509): View more from Washington

Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college

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