Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening