so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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