i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
All the doctor said was why
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