idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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