"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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