Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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