If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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