this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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