they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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