I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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