A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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