he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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