She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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