So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
