Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
