He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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