woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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