He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I am mentally ready for anal.
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