fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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