I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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