Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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