ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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