she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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