i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Never underestimate the power of titties
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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