If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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