So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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