Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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