Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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