Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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