I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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