hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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