Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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