my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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